Chef Mark Mattern, MBA, CEC

Congratulations Students you made through another quarter. Enjoy your short but well deserved break. See you on April 6th for the Spring Quarter.

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Micro waving Water! A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the! water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup 'blew up' into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring.He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be plac e

Heaven is Where:The Police are British,The Chefs are Italian,The Mechanics are German,The Lovers are Frenchand It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where:The Police are German,The Chefs are British,The Mechanics are French,The Lovers are SwissandIt's all organized by the Italians.

In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it isworth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost wentunnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "TheHokey Pokey",died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family wasgetting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then thetrouble started.I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food. Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken. money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.I am having an out-of-money experience.As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I justheard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It&#